Jesus

Basics:
The central figure of Christianity, the incarnation of God, the savior of mankind.

Pros:
Knows who he is
Wise beyond his years
He'd meet all your needs (the only man on the list who can!)
Knows everything about you...and loves you anyway
Will readily give up his life to save you
You don't have to worry about pleasing his mother

Cons:
Not the marrying kind
Won't live to see 40 (not on this earth, anyway)
Will ALWAYS be right in EVERY argument
Loves every other woman on the planet too